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生活大爆炸第三季第二十三集_2

2014-12-31    来源:网络    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

生活大爆炸第三季第二十三集_2

剧情简介:

The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

台词:

老兄  你真恶心
That's disgusting,dude.
不是
No,it's not...
算了
Never mind.
不过他说得对
He is right,though.
你愿意的话  我可以给你介绍
If you want,I can turn you on to this great new
-我找到的新交友网  -不了  谢谢
- dating site I found.  - No,thanks.
你确定  上面说能给任何人牵红线
You sure? They say they can find a match for anybody.
他们给你牵了吗
Have they found a match for you?
多着呢  上个月就有八个呢
Tons. I've had,like,eight dates in the last month.
如果算上见我就闪的  有12个呢
And 12 if you count the ones who showed up and left.
我无法搬氮气罐下来
I can't bring the nitrogen tank down.
-为什么  -我重申一遍
- Why not?  - All right,let me restate that.
它很重  我不想搬
It's very heavy,and I don't want to.
我去搬吧
I'll help you.
谢谢
Thank you.
用膝盖  别用背
Lift with your knees,not your back.
晚安
Good night.
知道什么才好玩吗
You know what would be fun?
帮谢尔顿申请网上交友
Signing Sheldon up for online dating.
算了吧
Yeah,right.
不  想一想
No,think about it.
我们当实验做
We make it an experiment.
就像寂寞的科学怪人
Like when Frankenstein's monster
找了个老婆
was lonely and he found a wife.
他没有找老婆
He didn't find a wife.
而是用死尸器官造了个老婆
They built him a wife out of dead body parts.
那可以作为后备计划
Okay,we'll call that plan B.
来了
Coming!
你个该死的混蛋
Damn you,you rat bastard.
你醉啦
Are you drunk?
扎克是个绝好男友  你把他毁了
Zack was a perfectly nice guy,and then you ruined him!
我怎么把他毁了
How did I ruin him?
因为以前
'Cause in the olden days,
我绝不会觉得他傻
I never would've known he was so stupid.
拜托  他没那么傻
Come on,he wasn't that stupid.
不  他是傻
Yes,he was!
他觉得你们会炸掉月球
He thought you were gonna blow up the moon!
对  他确实很傻
Okay,yeah,he's stupid.
他一整晚都在吹嘘
He spent the entire night bragging
自己怎么造出"阑胃菜"这个词
about how he invented the word "Appe-teasers."
这不是我的错吧
How is that my fault?
你毁了我容忍傻逼的能力
You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.
现在跟我走
Now,come with me.
去哪
Wh-Where are we going?
我们去做爱
We're gonna have sex.
为啥  不过我没意见
Why? I mean,okay.
怎么回事
What's going on?
把你的降噪耳机戴上
Put on your noise-canceling headphones,
这边会很吵的
'cause it's gonna get loud.
怎么又来了
Oh! Not this again.
这怎么可能是少果肉呢
In what universe is this low-pulp?
早啊  佩妮
Good morning,Penny.
你后脑勺长眼睛了吗
What,do you have eyes in the back of your head?
隔天就在学校挨揍的某人
When one gets beaten up every other day in school,
必然会进化出更敏锐的听觉
one of necessity develops a keen sense of hearing.
而且  在学校挨揍的某人
Incidentally,one can get beaten up in school
通常都把自己称为"某人"
simply by referring to oneself as "One."
我准备做英式松饼
I'm making English muffins.
你想吃吗
Would you like an English muffin?
-不了  我不饿  -另外
- Oh,thanks,I'm not hungry.  - FYI,
昨晚证明我的降噪耳机无效
my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.
不好意思
Yeah,sorry about that.
作为本土德州人  我得说"驾"这个词
As a native Texan,I must say I've never heard the phrase "Yee-haw"
在交媾中很少用到
used in quite that context.
天呐
Oh,God.
天呐
"Oh,God."
这个我倒是听过很多次
That I've heard on multiple occasions.
这算哪门子"微"烤
In what universe is that lightly toasted?
今天真是我一生之中最扯淡的一天
This has to be the worst day of my life.
早啊  莱纳德
Good morning,Leonard.
我告诉过你多少次了不要那么做
How many times have I asked you not to do that?
算上这次吗  317次
Counting this instance? 317.
佩妮呢
Where's Penny?
她回她家去了
She returned to her apartment.
我猜应该是去洗澡加呕吐了
I presume to shower and vomit.
顺序不一定是按这个
Not necessarily in that order.
她为啥都没道别一下呢
I wonder why she didn't say good-bye.
你是在叫我解释一下人类行为吗
Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?
难为你了  我只是觉得
I know. I just thought as an outsider,
当局者迷  旁观者清嘛
you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.
我相信你个小东西绝对不是黄油
I have no difficulty believing you're not butter.
-嘿  -嗨
- Oh,hey. - Oh,hi.
我得赶紧走了  早班
Um,I gotta run. Early shift.
好啊  我和你一起下楼
Okay,I'll walk down with you.
昨晚挺有意思的  对吧
So,last night was fun,huh?
那必须的
Yeah,it must have been.
我刚吐在我壁橱里了
I just threw up in my closet.
杯具啊
Bummer.
我在想啊  咱俩今晚
Anyway,I was thinking tonight maybe
去看场电影如何
we could catch a movie.
今晚我不太方便
Oh,yeah,tonight's not great for me.
不一定是今天晚上
Doesn't have to be tonight.
我差不多啥时候都有空
I'm free pretty much always.
莱纳德  昨晚那件事是个错误
Leonard,last night was a mistake.
你说"错误"  是塞翁失马那种吗
When you say "Mistake," Do you mean a fortunate mistake,
就比如发现青霉素
like the discovery of penicillin?
我很抱歉
Look,I'm sorry.
我喝高了  很寂寞  我讨厌扎克
I was drunk,I was lonely,I hated Zack.
咱俩就当没发生过好吗
Can we just forget it ever happened?
不行  整件事几乎已经刻在我脑子里了
No,it's pretty well imprinted on my brain.
特别是骑术表演那部分
Especially the whole rodeo thing.
老天
Oh,God!
就这样啊
So,that's it?
提上裤子就不认人啦
Wham,bam,thank you,Leonard?
我都道歉了  你就别纠结这事儿了行吗
Look,I said I'm sorry. Can't you please let it go?
你说的倒轻松啊
How am I supposed to let it go?
你居然把我当泄欲对象
You used me for sex!
早安  冈德森太太
Morning,Mrs. Gunderson.
早啊  莱纳德
Good morning,Leonard.
或者我该说  "咦哈"
Or should I say "Yee-haw"?
-我靠  -怎么了
- Holy crap. - What?
我们终于证实了人类之中藏有外星人
We finally have proof that aliens walk among us.
你说啥
Excuse me?
这个约会网站找到了个适合谢尔顿的女人
The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon.
不可能吧
You're kidding.
一个实实在在的女人
An actual woman?
你看  胸部  该有的都有
Yeah,look. Breasts and everything.
相信我  有胸的不一定就是女人
Trust me,breasts doesn't necessarily mean woman.
-啥时候有这么一说  -我回头给你看张
- Since when? - I'll show you a picture
我路易叔叔穿泳装的照片
of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime.
莱纳德  快来看啊
Leonard,you gotta see this.
我们居然找到适合谢尔顿的姑娘了
We found a match for Sheldon.
很好
Great.
说不定她会跟他上床  然后第二天一早
Maybe she can have sex with him,and then walk out on him
连个招呼都不打就闪人
the next morning without so much as a "How do you do?"
你知道他说啥呢吗
Do you know what he's talking about?
不知道  你问问呗
Nope. Why don't you ask him?
莱纳德  你说啥呢
Leonard,what are you talking about?
我不想谈这个
I don't want to talk about it.
瞧你出的这馊主意
That was a lousy suggestion.
随便啦  现在
Whatever. Right now,
谢尔顿•库珀博士要给他的真命天女
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail
发封邮件
to his perfect match.
"您好  同类生物"
"Greetings,fellow life-form..."



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