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生活大爆炸第三季第二十三集_3

2014-12-31    来源:网络    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

生活大爆炸第三季第二十三集_3

剧情简介:

The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.

台词:

她能做到  那我也能  她能做到  那我也能
If she can do it,I can do it. If she can do it,I can do it.
她能做到  那我也能
If she can do it,I can do it.
我无能了
I can't do it.
-谁啊  -你好
- Hello? - Oh,hi. Hey.
你好啊  莱斯利
Hi,Leslie.
莱纳德•霍夫斯塔德  有何贵干
Leonard Hofstadter. What're you doing here?
是啊  咱俩好久没见了
Uh,I know! It's been a while!
对啊  18个月
Yeah,18 months.
是啊  是啊
Right. Right.
你怎么样啊
So how you doing?
挺好的  你呢
Fine. You?
不错
Uh,not bad.
你还记得之前咱俩上床
You remember when we used to have sex
你说这事儿没什么实际意义  只是为了娱乐
and you said that it didn't mean anything,it was just for fun?
是啊
Yeah.
你想再来一次吗
You,uh,want to do that again?
怎么了  金发美女把你甩了
What happened? Blondie dumped you?
不是她甩我
She didn't dump me.
我俩处在一段关系里的不同位置
We were just in different places in the relationship.
是嘛
Right.
随便了  显然呢
Um... anyway,apparently,
找个好久不见的人然后俩人
it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing
娱乐性地打一炮也没啥不好的吧
and have recreational sex with them.
你觉得如何
So,what do you say?
我考虑下哈
Let me think about it.
她不会再开门了
She's not coming back.
她想见我们
She wants to meet us.
不是我们  是他
Not us. Him.
是啊  可是他根本不认识她
Yes,but him doesn't even know about her.
哎呀  他会认识她的
Well,him about to find out about her.
真的吗  我们要告诉他吗
Really? Us gonna tell him?
谁要告诉谁什么
Who's going to tell whom about what?
谢尔顿
Sheldon.

Hey. Hi.
你们这么惊讶让我很困惑
Your surprise confuses me.
我住在这儿
I live here.
是啊
Right.
那个啥  明天下午你什么安排
So,listen,what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
说的具体点
Be more specific.
四点半
4:30.
那不是下午
That's not afternoon.
那是傍晚
That's preevning.
什么
What?
是我发明的描述时间方式
It's a time of day I invented.
更好地定义了个模棱两可的时段
It better defines the ambiguous period
下午和晚上之间  就是傍晚
between afternoon and evening: preevning.
我确信因为急需精确描述  这词定会广为流传
I'm fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.
好吧
Right,okay.
那你明天傍晚准备做什么
What are you doing tomorrow preevning?
明天是周六
Well,tomorrow's Saturday.
周六晚是洗衣夜
Saturday night is laundry night.
所以傍晚我会用来预分选衣物
So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting
并预浸湿
and pre-soaking.
如果我告诉你  明天4点半
Okay,what if I were to tell you,tomorrow,at 4:30,
你将遇到
you could meet a woman
科学挑选出来的  你的完美伴侣呢
who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
我会嘲讽地哼一声  无奈地摊开双手
I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air,
疲于应付你们这种经常的无聊之举
exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
但这是真的
But it's true.
我们把你所有重要信息上传到了交友网站
But we-we put all your vital information into this dating site,
学着你的方式回答了他们所有问题
answered all their questions just like you would,
他们找到了个跟你匹配的  她叫艾米•菲拉•福勒
and they found a match for you. Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.
拜托
Please.
即使你们学得像我的回答
Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would,
这种红娘网站的算法  本身就是胡扯的
the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
他们问到这个问题的时候  我们就是这么回答的
And that's exactly the answer we gave to the question:
你对在线交友持何态度
"What is your attitude towards online dating?"
霍华德想回答"毫无意义"  但我认为不是
Howard wanted to write "Mumbo jumbo," But I said no.
咱谢尔顿会回答"胡扯"
Our Sheldon would say "Hokum."
拜托  你的科学好奇心呢
Come on,where's your scientific curiosity?
大部分都用来探索宇宙的秘密了
Well,most of it is being applied to unraveling the secrets of the universe
剩下的则用来思考  我为何要跟你们聊这个了
while the rest of it's wondering why I'm having this conversation with you.
好吧  这么说吧
Okay,how about this.
即使史波克每七年也会约会一次的
Even Spock had a date once every seven years.
他那不是约会
He didn't date.
那是发情期到了
It was Pon Farr.
他因压抑的性欲而热血沸腾
His blood boiled with mating lust.
那你何不先喝上杯咖啡
Well,why-why don't you start with a cup of coffee,
晚点就可以跟艾米•菲拉•福勒发发情了
and you can Pon Farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.
我不喝咖啡的
I don't drink coffee.
好吧  那就喝杯热巧克力
All right,you can have a hot chocolate.
反正我不会去做这种无聊事  选什么饮料无关紧要
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense,my choice of beverage is moot.
但我正式说明下
But for the record,
我只在月份中带有R字母那月才喝热巧克力
I only drink hot chocolate in months with an "R" In them.
每年九月至次年四月  月份英文中都带有R字母
为什么
Why?
不为无益之事  何以遣有涯之生
What's life without whimsy?
好吧  我没辙了
Okay,I'm out.
谢尔顿  我把屋顶拿来的一只脏袜子
Sheldon,I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof
藏在你们公寓里了
somewhere in your apartment.
除非你愿意跟我们去见那女孩
Unless you are willing to come with us to meet this girl,
不然  它会永远藏在那
it will remain there forever.
你只是在吓唬我
You're bluffing.
你真愿意冒这个险吗
Are you willing to risk it?
诅咒你
Curse you.
30英尺
30 feet.
你好  莱纳德
Oh. Hey,Leonard.
我本是个完美的小个子剩男  快乐又书呆
I was a perfectly happy,geeky,little lonely guy,
是你毁了我
and you ruined me!
你喝醉了吗
Are you drunk?
拜托  我们上床吧  反正也是没有意义的
Come on. We're gonna have sex,and it's not gonna mean a thing!
你疯了吗
Are you out of your mind?!
我真的开始认为  这是双重标准了
I'm really starting to think there's a double standard here.
几分钟后
In a few minutes,
等我幸灾乐祸地冷眼旁观着本次相亲的失败
when I gloat over the failure of this enterprise,
你们更愿意我怎么做
how would you prefer I do it?
是标准答案  我早说过会这样
The standard "I told you so"?
还是经典的"哦也哦也"[表嘲讽]
The classic "Neener-neener"?
还是用我平常那副高傲嘲弄的表情
Or just my normal look of haughty derision?
现在还不能断定我们错了
You don't know we're wrong yet.
还是高傲嘲弄表情吧
Haughty derision it is.
打扰下
Excuse me.
我是艾米•菲拉•福勒  你是谢尔顿•库珀
I'm Amy Farrah Fowler. You're Sheldon Cooper.
你好  艾米•菲拉•福勒
Hello,Amy Farrah Fowler.
我很遗憾地告诉你  你上当了
I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in
被设计用来欺骗
by unsupportable mathematics
很傻很天真剩男剩女的无知算法骗了
designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely.
此外  我是被一只藏起来的脏袜子勒索了才来的
Additionally,I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
那是俚语的话  我从没听说过
If that was slang,I'm unfamiliar with it.
要是字面意义的话  我跟你一样讨厌脏袜子
If it was literal,I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
无论如何  我来这是因为答应了我妈
In any case,I'm here because my mother and I have agreed
每年至少约会一次
that I will date at least once a year.
有意思
Interesting.
我跟我妈在关于上教堂这点上  有过同样对话
My mother and I have the same agreement about church.
我并不反对神的概念
I don't object to the concept of a deity,
但实在不理解  上教堂还得点名
but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
那你应该不会想去德州东部
Well,then you might want to avoid East Texas.
记住了
Noted.
相亲继续进行之前
Now,before this goes any further,
我先声明  所有身体接触
you should know that all forms of physical contact
包括但并不限于交媾  均不予讨论
up to and including coitus are off the table.
能请你喝杯饮料吗
May I buy you a beverage?
温水  谢谢
Tepid water,please.
天哪  瞧瞧我们干了什么
Good God,what have we done



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