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双语:看看这些奇葩的分手理由

2015-06-19    来源:chinadaily    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

双语:看看这些奇葩的分手理由

1. My boyfriend told me to stop wearing my Disney sweaters…I broke up with him.
男朋友要我不要再穿我的迪士尼毛衣……我就和他分手了。

2. I had to break up with my ex because he dyed his hair blonde and I realized he looked exactly like my brother.
我必须我前任分手,因为他把头发染成了金色,这让他看上去像极了我亲兄弟。

3. After he told me he used Bing instead of Google, I knew it could never work out. You just can't trust a person like that.
他跟我说他用的是必应而不是谷歌,我就觉得我们不能在一起了。你根本不能信任一个用必应的人啊。

4. I became aware that I needed to break up with my boyfriend after my psychic told me to.
我的巫师让我跟男友分手以后,我就觉得我应该和他分手。

5. She ordered weird stuff on her pizza, so I knew it wasn't going to work out.
她点披萨时要加些奇奇怪怪的东西在上面,我觉得我们不能在一起了。

6. I knew I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she didn't accept my koolaid addiction.
我和我前女朋友分手的原因是她不能接受我喜欢喝酷爱(koolaid)饮料。

7. I broke up with a girl solely because she was a lady gaga nut.
我和一个女孩分手,就因为她是Lady Gaga的狂热粉丝。

8. I broke up with my last boyfriend primarily because he wasn't nerdy enough.
我和我前男友分手主要是因为他不够蠢萌。


9. I broke up with a girl because she got mad when I played my ukulele.
我和一个女孩分手,因为我弹尤克里里的时候她会很生气。

10. I broke up with my boyfriend because he pours in milk and then the cereal. That s**t is unacceptable!
我和男朋友分手,因为他先倒奶再加麦片,简直不可理喻!

11. I knew it would never work out when my boyfriend would get jealous and mad over my celebrity crushes.
每次我追星时我男朋友都会嫉妒、发疯,我觉得不能和他在一起了。

12. My relationship ended because my boyfriend blamed me when he was clearly the one who farted!
我男朋友每次放屁都说是我放的!必须分手了!


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