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用英文gossip必备不能少了欧美校园这十八种神人

2015-10-15    来源:投稿    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

用英文gossip必备,欧美校园这十八种神人,做好心理准备

1. The Kiss-Ass 或者叫brown noser(舔屁者)迎合老师的傻逼

Grade Level: Freshman

Distinctive Trait: Regurgitates exactly what the professor just said in attempt to seem super-smart.

2. The Cheater 作弊痛犯

Grade Level: Any

Distinctive Trait: Sits absurdly close to you on test days.

3. The Nightcrawler 神秘人,翘课之神

Grade Level: Second Semester Senior

Distinctive Trait: Only appears on syllabus day, the midterm, and the final

4. The Show-Off 装逼犯

Grade Level: Freshman

Distinctive Trait: How do you spot a freshman that got an A on a test? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

5. The Late-Comer 迟到+我行我素的那些人

Grade Level: Senior

Distinctive Trait: No matter what time of day or how important the subject matter is, this person shows up, Starbucks in hand, in the middle of the class and not-so-subtly tries to sneak in from the back.

6. The Spirit Leader 精神领袖(常见于体育运动。。。)

Grade Level: Super Senior

Distinctive Trait: Known to say, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”

7. The Early Bird(通常是新生)选早课且早到的小娃娃

Grade Level: Freshman

Distinctive Trait: Not only chooses to have an 8 a.m. class on Friday, but shows up 10 minutes early with way too much enthusiasm.

8. The Frat Star 兄弟会明星(通常会上大五,永远喝醉状态)

Grade Level: Super Senior

Distinctive Trait: Virtually always hungover and can typically be heard bragging about the most recent epic party or their “choice” to take a fifth year.

9. The Burger King 汉堡男/女(经常上课吃东西的人)

Grade Level: Senior

Distinctive Trait: This person always brings in a smelly food item to class, typically of the pizza or burrito variety.

10. The Facebook Fiend 脸书控

Grade Level: Junior

Distinctive Trait: They are constantly looking over their shoulders to make sure that the TA isn’t hovering behind them. You can typically hear them giggling to themselves over photos of their besties taken at someone’s 21st birthday party.

11. The Master Debater 反驳狂魔(常喜欢和教授口角证明自己智慧的傻逼)

Grade Level: Freshman

Distinctive Trait: Enjoys attempting to verbally spar the professor, unaware of how annoying and factually incorrect they are.

12. The Comfort King 舒适王子(永远有穿不完睡衣去上课的人)

Grade Level: Senior

Distinctive Trait: Has an overabundance of pajama attire that they wear in rotation to each and every class.

13. The Creative Excuse Expert 缺课借口创意大神

Grade Level: Typically upperclassmen

Distinctive Trait: Will create a reason (however implausible) to email the class roster to get notes from the entire semester.

14. The Captain Of Clubs 社团推手(只是为了他们自己的resume呵呵)

Grade Level: Junior

Distinctive Trait: Can be found cornering younger students in attempt to get them to join an obscure club that they started for the sole purpose of padding their resume.

15. The Not-So-Subtle Stoner 无所谓路人

Grade Level: Any

Distinctive Trait: Bloodshot eyes, giggling, and always trying to grab a seat next to The Burger King.

16. The Flash 快走人

Grade Level: Junior / Senior

Distinctive Trait: The minute class is over they are running for the door like someone pulled the fire alarm.

17. The Sleeper 睡眠人

Grade Level: Second Semester Junior

Distinctive Trait: Can’t manage too keep their eyes open for more than 45 seconds, usually due to working a full course load, a part-time job, and applying for unpaid internships.

18. You 你,通常表现为叫平庸,不符合任意一条

Grade Level: Any

Distinctive Trait: Actually normal

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