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小笨霖英语笔记第5期:How Come

2014-10-08    来源:网络    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

小笨霖英语笔记第5期:How Come

Hello folks,想要用英文展现一下你的幽默感,但却苦无机会吗?下面的数据都是我从网路上找来的(原作者不要打我!),提供大家很好的题材。
How Come
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt want.
How Come
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How Come
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How Come
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
How Come
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
How Come
Any married man should forget his mistakes. Theres no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How Come
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
How Come
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.
How Come
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
How Come
There are two times when a man doesnt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
How Come
If a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man its nine dollars a minute.



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