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幽默笑话:迷情酒吧

2014-06-25    来源:网络    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

Squiffed Neighborhood Bar

In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. One day, Mr. Thompson and his son who had his eighteenth birthday go to a public bar.
英格兰,不满18岁是不允许到酒馆喝酒的,一天汤普森在他儿子18岁生日那天,带着他去了酒馆。

A: You are so strict that you never took me here before, Daddy.
爸爸,你太严格了,以前你从不带我来这里。

B: Because you were not old enough.
因为你还不够大。

A: I see.
我知道。
(After half an hour.半小时以后。)

B: Now, Tom, I want to teach you a useful lesson.  You must always be careful not to drink too much.
汤姆,现在我给你上一课。你必须注意永远不要喝得过多。

A: Can I know when I have had enough?
我怎么才能知道我喝够了呢?

B: Well, I'll tell you. Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? When they seem to have become four, you've had enough and should go home.
听着,你看见酒馆那头的两盏灯了吗?当那儿的灯变成四盏的时候,你就喝够了,该回家了。

A: But Dad, I can only see one light at the end of the bar.
可是,爸爸,我只看见那儿有一盏灯呀。



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