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2014-10-31    来源:ahajokes.com    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
 
What insect runs away from everything?
A flee!
 
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
 
What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!
 

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?
" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader!
 
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny!
 
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
 
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
 
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
 
prairie:n.(尤指北美的)大草原,大牧场
cereal:n.谷类植物,谷物,粮食
packet:n.小包,信息包,邮船


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