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幽默笑话:婚姻笑话

2014-11-04    来源:ahajokes.com    【      美国外教 在线口语培训
Marriage Quotes
 
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
 
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
 
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
 
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
 
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
 
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
 
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
 
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
 



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