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2014-11-11    来源:未知    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant!

 

Who was the most famous ant scientist?

Albert Antstein!

 

What games to ants play with elephants?

Squash!

 

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

 

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

 


Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

 

Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

 

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

 

Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

 

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

 

An independant!

antique:n.古玩,古董;古风,古希腊和古罗马艺术风格
gnu: n.角马(南非产的像牛的大羚羊)
antibodies: n.<医>抗体


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