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幽默笑话:学校成绩单

2015-05-26    来源:网络    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

幽默笑话:学校成绩单

The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:" English,poor; French,weak;  Mathematics,fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.
父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学习成绩单,他边看边露出愤怒的表情:“英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。”他厌恶地瞥了一下正在发抖的儿子一眼。

"Well,dad,”said the son,“It is not as good as it might be,but have you seen that”and he pointed to the next line,which read:“Health,excellent.”
“爸爸,”儿子说,“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行:“健康状况,优。”



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