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情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩(下)

2017-02-14    来源:英语点津    【      美国外教 在线口语培训

尽管不想承认,但一年一度的情人节又双叒叕到了。在满屏尽是秀恩爱的时候,普特小编愿做一股清流,在情人节这一天聊一聊网友的凄惨情事,给各位单身朋友一点安慰~接下来和小编一起在阅读板块看一看网友们的悲惨情人节经历吧~

6. The Nick nod.
告白

"I was casually seeing this guy and we decided to spend Valentine's Day together. We had a really nice evening that ended in us doing the deed.
“我偶然遇到了一个男生,我们决定一起过情人节。那夜我们过得很愉快并最终啪啪啪了。

After, he turned to me and said 'I really fancy someone.' I thought he was being coy and was referring to me, so with a smile on my face I said 'oh yeah? Who?'
后来他对我说‘我真的爱上了一个人。’我以为他是在害羞,而他指的那个人就是我。所以我笑着问道:‘哦,真的吗?是谁?’

He replied with 'his name is Nick.' My name is not Nick."
结果他回答道:‘他叫尼克。’我不叫尼克。”
情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

7. The bar tab abuser.
‘背单’侠

"I was dating a guy on and off and we were 'on again' right before Valentine's Day. We went to a very nice dinner and he paid. Later, we went out for drinks at our favorite bar and I opened a tab. Thirty minutes later, he disappeared and I found him talking to another girl. When I went up to them, he acted like he didn't know me and told me to leave them alone. When I closed my tab, the bill was over $200 even though I only had two drinks. The bartender ended up telling me he had purchased multiple drinks for other girls on my tab. Needless to say, we were never 'on again' after that."
“我当时跟一个男生断断续续约过几次会,情人节前一天我们‘又一次约会’了。他请我吃了非常棒的晚餐。之后,我们去最爱的那家酒吧喝酒,我开了个桌。30分钟后他消失了,我发现他去跟别的女生聊天。当我坐过去时,他假装不认识我,还叫我别打扰他们。我结账时发现账单是200美元,可我才喝了两杯呀。最后酒保告诉我这个男人以我这桌的名义给其他女孩点了很多酒。不用说,那之后我跟他就彻底掰了。”
情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

8. The cupcake thief.
偷蛋糕的贼

"I spent all day baking red velvet cupcakes for my boyfriend. I went over to his place with these cupcakes in my hand, and his family around, and he looks at me and says 'I don't think this is going to work out. ' He took the cupcakes out of my hands, pushed me out the door, and locked it. I was too shocked to even do anything but leave. I ended up going to the movies by myself because I already bought the tickets."
“我花了一整天时间给男朋友做了红丝绒杯子蛋糕。我捧着蛋糕来到他家,他当着家人的面对我说‘我觉得咱俩不合适’。然后他从我手中拿走蛋糕,把我推出去,锁了门。我当时震惊到除了离开不知道还能做什么。最后我独自去电影院看了电影,因为我已经买好电影票(注意是复数)。”
情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

9. The poem problem.
情诗

"When I was in 6th grade I had a HUGE crush on a boy. Valentine's Day rolled around and there was a big dance for the sixth graders. I decided to write him a poem. In front of the entire class, I asked my English teacher to proofread it (she did so in private), and then I asked my friend to give it to him. Apparently he stood up in front of his ENTIRE CLASS, read it out loud, and threw it in the recycling bin. At least he recycled it and didn't throw it away. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
“六年级时,我非常爱慕一个男生。情人节又到了,六年级生有一场大型舞会。我决定给他写一首诗。我当着全班的面要求英文老师帮我修改(她私下帮我改了),然后我请朋友帮我给他。据说,他站在他们全班面前,大声地朗读了我的诗,然后将其丢在可回收垃圾桶。至少他丢进了可回收垃圾箱,而没有直接扔了。”
情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

10. The ol' switcheroo.
反转

"My boyfriend said “I love you” for the first time on Valentine's Day while we were having sex. Romantic? Not so much. He prefaced it with I love (insert female best friend's name here). "
“男友第一次说‘我爱你’是在情人节,我们当时正在啪啪啪。很浪漫?可他说的是‘我爱你,XX(我闺蜜的名字)’。”

情人节单身狗福利:看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩
 



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