他其实没那么喜欢你 Part 5
He’s Just Not That Into You
英语原版小说《他其实没那么喜欢你》（原名:He’s Just Not That Into You),主要讲述几对友人看似错综复杂其实很普遍的爱情故事，故事摒弃了以往美剧排列组合的方式，而是分成不同角度，去看每一段独立的爱情，最终让人去回望自己身边或者亲身经历的感情。
Look, I am not a doctor, neither real nor imagined.
But I am an expert that should be listened to because of one very important thing: I'm a guy—a guy that has had his fair share of relationships and is willing to come clean about his behavior in them.
Because I'm a guy, I know how a guy thinks, feels,and acts, and it's my responsibility to tell you who we really are.
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
When a guy is into you, he let's you know it.
He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you, and when it's time to have sex, he's more than overjoyed to oblige.
I don't care if he's starting his new job as the president of the United States the next morning at 0400 (that's 4 A.M. ladies! ).
He's coming up!
Men are not complicated, although we'd like you to think we are, as in "Things are really crazy right now. I've just got a ton of shit going on."
We are driven by sex, although we'd like to pretend otherwise: "What? No, I was totally listening."
And sadly (and most embarrassingly) , we would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, "You're not the one."
We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
We are pathetic. But the fact remains, even though we may not be saying it we are absolutely showing you all the time.
If a dude isn't calling you when he says he will, or making sure that you know he's dating you,then you already have your answer.
Stop making excuses for him, his actions are screaming the truth: He's just not that into you.
Move on, sister! Cut your losses and don't waste your time.
Why stay in some weird dating limbo when you can move on to what will surely be better territory?
Don't want to hear it? Fine.
Here's the answer you're looking for: "Hang in there, baby. He's not the loser everybody's telling you he is.
If you wait and keep your mouth shut and call at exactly the right time and anticipate his moods and have no expectations about communication or your own sexual needs, you can have him!"
But please don't be surprised when he dumps you or continues to drag you through a completely unsatisfying relationship.
We've heard it and you're sick of it.
That's probably why you're in possession of this audible book now.
You know you deserve to have a great relationship. We agree.
Liz told you I was going to say it: Don't waste the pretty!