生活大爆炸第一季第六集_2：The Middle Earth Paradigm
-Rajesh: By Odin's beard, this is good Chex Mix.
-Howard: No, thanks. Peanuts.
I can't afford to swell up in these tights.
-Sheldon: I'm confused. If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?
-Leonard: We're socializing, meeting new people.
-Penny: Oh, hey, when did you get here?
哦, 嗨, 你们什么时候来的?
Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.
And that includes Halle Berry's.
-Leonard: She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat.
-Sheldon: And that's the kind of sloppy costuming which results from a lack of rules and competition.
-Howard: Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse.
喂, 伙计们, 看那个性感护士
I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.
-Rajesh: What is your move?
-Howard: I'm going to use the mirror technique.
She brushes her hair back, I brush my hair back...
She shrugs, I shrug. Subconsciously she's thinking,
We're in sync. We belong together.
-Leonard: Where do you get this stuff?
-Howard: You know, psychology journals, internet research, and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls.
告诉你, 心理学杂志, 互联网研究,在VH-1上有个很好的节目关于怎么去钓姑娘的
-Rajesh: If only I had his confidence!
I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women... or at times even effeminate men.
我跟女人说话太难了. 或是被女人围着...... 或只是些女里女气的男人.
-Howard: If that's a working stethoscope, maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat?
-Woman A: No, thanks.
-Howard: No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
不, 认真的说, 你是可以的. 我有暂时性突发心律失常.
-Leonard: I want to get to know Penny's friends, I just...
I don't know how to talk to these people.
-Sheldon: Well, I actually might be able to help.
-Leonard: How so?
-Sheldon: Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.
就像Jane Goodall 观察大猩猩, 一开始我看到他们的交互是令人困惑和杂乱的。
But patterns emerge.
They have their own language, if you will.
-Leonard: Go on.
-Sheldon: Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" which is met with an approving chorus of, Dude.
-Leonard: Then what happens?
-Sheldon: That's as far as I've gotten.
-Leonard: This is ridiculous.
I'm jumping in.
-Sheldon: Good luck.
-Leonard: No, you're coming with me.
-Sheldon: Oh, I hardly think so.
-Leonard: Come on.
-Sheldon: Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
-Leonard: Yes, but I need a wing man.
-Sheldon: All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors,
I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
-Woman B：Ah, hi.
-Woman B：So what are you supposed to be?
-Sheldon: Me? I'll give you a hint.
-Woman B：A choo-choo train?
-Woman B：A brain damaged choo-choo train?
-Woman C：How wasted am I?
-Woman D: I still don't get it.
-Sheldon: I'm the Doppler effect.
-Woman D: Okay, if that's some sort of learning disability,
I think it's very insensitive.
-Leonard: Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
-Sheldon: Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
-Leonard: Because I'm Frodo.
-Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect.
-Leonard: Oh, No.
-Leonard: That's Penny's ex-boyfriend.
-Sheldon: What do you suppose he's doing here?
Besides disrupting the local gravity field.
-Leonard: If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him.
-Sheldon: Oh, snap.
So, I guess we'll be leaving now.
-Leonard: Why should we leave?
For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
-Sheldon: You have a backup hypothesis?
-Leonard: Maybe they just want to be friends.
-Sheldon: Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
-Leonard: Then he and I are on equal ground.
-Sheldon: Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is.
-Leonard: Look, if this was 1,500 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
-Sheldon: And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants
-Sheldon: pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
-Leonard: Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift.
In the Information Age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males.
-Leonard: We shouldn't have to back down.
-Sheldon: True. Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?
-Leonard: No. I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
-Sheldon: Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down, or are you going to stand on the coffee table?
-Leonard: Hello, Penny. Hello, Kurt.
你好, Penny. 你好, Kurt.
-Penny: Hey, guys, are you having a good time?
嘿, 伙计们, 玩得开心伐?
-Sheldon: Given the reaction to my costume, this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
-Kurt: What, you're a zebra, right?
-Sheldon: Yet another child left behind.
-Kurt: What are you supposed to be, an elf?
-Leonard: No, I'm a hobbit.
-Kurt: What's the difference?
-Leonard: A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth, whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior.
-Kurt: So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit?
-Leonard: Because he's neither tall nor immortal, and none of us could be the Flash.
-Kurt: Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest?
I'm talking to Penny here.
-Leonard: I think we're all talking to Penny here.
-Sheldon: I'm not. No offense.
transient idiopathic arrhythmia：暂时性突发心律失常