生活大爆炸第一季第六集_3：The Middle Earth Paradigm
-Kurt: Okay, maybe you didn't hear me.
-Penny: All right, Kurt, be nice.
行了, Kurt, 客气一点。
-Kurt: Oh, I am being nice.
Right, little buddy?
-Leonard: Okay. I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level
so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
-Kurt: You calling me a puffy animal?
-Penny: Of course not. No, he's not.
You're not, right, Leonard?
-Leonard: No, I said "animalistic".
Of course we're all animals, but, some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
-Sheldon: If he understands that, you're in trouble.
-Kurt: So, what, I'm unevoluted?
-Sheldon: You're in trouble.
-Kurt: You use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.
-Penny: Okay, Kurt, please.
行了, Kurt, 别说了。
-Leonard: It's okay. I can handle this.
I am not a dwarf,
I'm a hobbit.
A hobbit -
Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion from short-term to long-term memory?
-Kurt: Okay, now you're starting to make me mad.
-Leonard: A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
-Leonard: Think I've made my point.
-Kurt: Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?
-Sheldon: Let me remind you, while my moral support is absolute, in a physical confrontation, I will be less than useless.
-Leonard: There's not going to be a confrontation.
In fact, I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation".
-Kurt: C-O-N-... Frontation!
-Penny: Kurt, put him down this instant!
-Kurt: He started it!
-Penny: I don't care. I'm finishing it. Put him down!
-Kurt: Fine. You're one lucky little leprechaun.
-Sheldon: He's a hobbit!
I got your back.
-Penny: Leonard, are you okay?
-Leonard: Yeah, I'm fine.
It's a good party, thanks for having us.
It's just getting a little late, so...
-Penny: Okay. All right, thank you for coming.
-Sheldon: Happy Halloween. If it's any consolation,
I thought that "homo habilis" line really put him in his place.
-Leonard: What's that?
When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
You want to talk about it?
-Sheldon: Good. There, there was really all I had.
-Leonard: Good night, Sheldon.
-Sheldon: Good night, Leonard.
-Penny: I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
-Leonard: I'm fine.
-Penny: I am so sorry about what happened.
-Leonard: It's not your fault.
-Penny: Yes, it is.
That's why I broke up with him. He always does stuff like that.
-Leonard: So why was he at your party?
-Penny: Well... I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
And he was just going on and on and...
I believed him and I'm an idiot because I always believe guys like that.
And... I can't go back to my party because he's there.
You don't want to hear this and I'm upset and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
-Leonard: There, there!
-Penny: God, what is wrong with me?
-Leonard: Nothing, you're perfect.
-Penny: I'm not perfect.
-Leonard: Yes, you are.
-Penny: You really think so, don't you?
-Leonard: How much have you had to drink tonight?
-Penny: Just... a lot.
-Leonard: Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
-Penny: It might. Boy, you're really smart.
-Leonard: Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.
-Penny: Leonard, you are so great.
Why can't all guys be like you?
-Leonard: Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.
-Penny: I should probably go.
-Penny: Thank you.
-Leonard: That's right, you saw what you saw.
That's how we roll in the Shire.
-Howard: Hey, have you seen Koothrappali?
-Sheldon: He's not here.
Maybe the Avenger summoned him.
-Howard: He's not the Marvel Comics Thor, he's the original Norse god.
-Sheldon: Thank you for the clarification.
-Howard: I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
-Sheldon: I'm sure he'll be fine.
He has his hammer.
-Woman D: I have to say, you are an amazing man.
You're gentle, and passionate.
And, my God, you are such a good listener.