The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
她能做到 那我也能 她能做到 那我也能
If she can do it,I can do it. If she can do it,I can do it.
If she can do it,I can do it.
I can't do it.
- Hello? - Oh,hi. Hey.
Leonard Hofstadter. What're you doing here?
Uh,I know! It's been a while!
So how you doing?
You remember when we used to have sex
and you said that it didn't mean anything,it was just for fun?
You,uh,want to do that again?
What happened? Blondie dumped you?
She didn't dump me.
We were just in different places in the relationship.
it's okay to go back to people you're no longer seeing
and have recreational sex with them.
So,what do you say?
Let me think about it.
She's not coming back.
She wants to meet us.
Not us. Him.
Yes,but him doesn't even know about her.
Well,him about to find out about her.
Really? Us gonna tell him?
Who's going to tell whom about what?
Your surprise confuses me.
I live here.
So,listen,what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
Be more specific.
That's not afternoon.
It's a time of day I invented.
It better defines the ambiguous period
between afternoon and evening: preevning.
I'm fairly certain it will catch on as it fills a desperate need.
What are you doing tomorrow preevning?
Saturday night is laundry night.
So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting
Okay,what if I were to tell you,tomorrow,at 4:30,
you could meet a woman
who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air,
exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
But it's true.
But we-we put all your vital information into this dating site,
answered all their questions just like you would,
and they found a match for you. Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.
Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would,
the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
And that's exactly the answer we gave to the question:
"What is your attitude towards online dating?"
Howard wanted to write "Mumbo jumbo," But I said no.
Our Sheldon would say "Hokum."
Come on,where's your scientific curiosity?
Well,most of it is being applied to unraveling the secrets of the universe
while the rest of it's wondering why I'm having this conversation with you.
Okay,how about this.
Even Spock had a date once every seven years.
He didn't date.
It was Pon Farr.
His blood boiled with mating lust.
Well,why-why don't you start with a cup of coffee,
and you can Pon Farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.
I don't drink coffee.
All right,you can have a hot chocolate.
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense,my choice of beverage is moot.
But for the record,
I only drink hot chocolate in months with an "R" In them.
What's life without whimsy?
Sheldon,I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof
somewhere in your apartment.
Unless you are willing to come with us to meet this girl,
it will remain there forever.
Are you willing to risk it?
I was a perfectly happy,geeky,little lonely guy,
and you ruined me!
Are you drunk?
拜托 我们上床吧 反正也是没有意义的
Come on. We're gonna have sex,and it's not gonna mean a thing!
Are you out of your mind?!
I'm really starting to think there's a double standard here.
In a few minutes,
when I gloat over the failure of this enterprise,
how would you prefer I do it?
The standard "I told you so"?
The classic "Neener-neener"?
Or just my normal look of haughty derision?
You don't know we're wrong yet.
Haughty derision it is.
I'm Amy Farrah Fowler. You're Sheldon Cooper.
Hello,Amy Farrah Fowler.
I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in
by unsupportable mathematics
designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely.
Additionally,I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
If that was slang,I'm unfamiliar with it.
If it was literal,I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
In any case,I'm here because my mother and I have agreed
that I will date at least once a year.
My mother and I have the same agreement about church.
I don't object to the concept of a deity,
but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
Well,then you might want to avoid East Texas.
Now,before this goes any further,
you should know that all forms of physical contact
up to and including coitus are off the table.
May I buy you a beverage?
Good God,what have we done