The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
Who was at the door?
Uh, building manager.
They have to fix a pipe
so the water'll be off tomorrow from noon to 2:00.
We're supposed to be given written notice.
Well, no, it doesn't matter-- we'll be at work.
What if I spill tomato soup on my shirt
and have to come home to change
only to find there's no water for an enzyme soak?
Bifurcated uvula, Sheldon!
I'll have the chicken noodle. Good night!
We're going to have to be very quiet.
I know how to get the bucket!
I can turn the axe around
and use the handle to reach it.
"You are in a forest."
"You are in a forest."
你还是身处森林 天呐 我想我迷路了
"You are in a forest." Oh dear, I believe I'm lost.
Well, I'll just have to get a fresh start tomorrow.
No, no, no! You just took a wrong turn.
You just need to map it out.
Come on, I'll help you.
So you stopped at the stream, and you turned north three times?
你说对了 你是迷路了 祝你好运
You're right. You're lost. Good luck.
Leonard. Wake up.
Huh? Wh-- Sorry.
I don't know. When I'm in bed with a girl, it's just--
it's my go-to response.
It's 6:00. I have to get back to Raj's
before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone.
Oh. Right. Sure.
I wish you could stay in L.A. a while longer.
Mmm, me, too.
You know, I was thinking
there are some great research facilities in India.
Where are you going with this, Leonard?
Well, I'm just saying, you know, I don't have any real ties here
我也可以搬去新德里[印度城市] 我们可以一起 你懂得
so if I were to move to New Delhi, we could, you know--
Leonard, didn't we have this conversation five years ago?
Well, yes, but...
things have changed.
You know, you're older, I'm older--
Look, no more superhero bed sheets.
just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean
I want to have a serious relationship.
- It doesn't? - Mm-mm.
And besides, I could never bring a white boy home to my parents.
They'd have a cow.
Which is a much bigger deal in India.
I'm not that white.
My great-great-grandmother was half Cherokee.
I know that's not the right kind of Indian, but it is something.
I heard a woman laughing.
Oh, uh, yeah. I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.
哦 那做的不错啊 很真实啊
Oh! Well, good job. Quite convincing.
I smell perfume.
And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?
Rash. That's a bad rash.
I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis.
Can I interest you in a topical steroid
from my lotion and unguent collection?
好啊 好啊 这主意不错
Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
Very well. I'm sure I can find something
that will help you ditch that itch.
好了 他去洗手间了 我们走
Okay, he's in the bathroom. Let's go.
Do you prefer ointment or cream?
With or without a numbing agent?
There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis.
Prescription or non-prescription strength?
Use your best judgment.
Well, I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC.
It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids
but it also goes nicely with non-mucosal body parts.
好了 快点 快点 快点
Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.
快走 快走 快走
Come on, come on, come on.
Good morning, Sheldon.
羞耻呀 莱纳德 羞耻
For shame, Leonard, for shame.
And to think, I was ready to waste
the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you.
Making pretty good time, huh?
Is that really what you want to talk about, Leonard?
What do you want to talk about?
Please don't tell anyone
I spent the night with Raj's sister.
There it is.
What if someone asks?
No one's going to ask if I spent the night with Raj's sister.
Perhaps, but they might ask me something else.
- Like what? - Like
"Has Leonard betrayed any of his friends recently?"
Priya and I are both adults.
I didn't betray Raj.
In fact, you did, but I was referring to Howard.
What are you talking about?
April 12, 2005.
Bob's Big Boy, Toluca Lake.
Raj had just introduced us to Priya for the first time.
She was enjoying the sweet taste of Hindu rebellion
in the form of a Bob's Super Big Boy hamburger.
In order to preserve your friendship
you and Howard made a pinky swear
that neither of you would attempt to woo her.
I had a patty melt.
Okay, fine, I betrayed Howard.
-还有拉杰 -好的 还有拉杰
- And Raj. - All right, and Raj.
Violation of the Roommate Agreement's
overnight guest notification clause.
Okay, fine, I-I'm a horrible human being.
I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.
You're far too short to be Darth Vader.
At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.
My point is: Priya's gone and it would be much better
if no one else found out about us.
You mean you want me to keep a secret?
You know I can't keep a secret.
You can if you try.
Think about it this way:
um, if I were Batman and you were Alfred
you'd keep that secret, right?
Why do you get to be Batman?
Because Batman has the secret.
Alfred has secrets, too.
- Like what? - Alfred knows
that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl.
Which I've now just told to Batman.
See, I cannot keep a secret.